Natalie Portman

Appallingly bad wedge-faced actress, career sustained by membership of the Tribe and fanatical crypto-paedophilic fanbase. Having said that, I had all sorts of filthy ideas watching 'Leon'. 'V for Vendetta' is one of the worst films ever made, in large part thanks to her lack of talent, though to be fair the script, direction and premise fucked it from the off. Haven't seen 'Closer', don't plan to.